Would yu rather~

Dish game ish 'Would Yu Rather'

Basicly you put two 'would yu rather' statements, for example :

Would you rather have sex or marry your brother?

Get it?!

Okay, lets start :

Would you rather be sad and rich or be happy and poor?

Be happy and poor.

Would you rather adopt a dog or a cat?

a dog.
Would you rather be David or not be David?

I'D BE A DAVID ANYDAY~

Would you rather get slapped on the face by your mom or get slapped on the ass by a stranger? C:

Slapped in the face by my mom.

Would you rather eat food poisoning or eat poop?

Food poisoning. No school ftw.
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Would you rather eat poop(chocolate) or drink pee(whiskey).

Eat poop. (Chocolate)

Would yu rather have a Squirtle or Charmander?

CHARMANDER. FTW <3

Would you rather pick a fight with Brad Pitt or Justin Bieber?

JUSTIN BIEBER! i get to punch his face C:

Would you rather lick someone's toe or have a hobo lick your face? :3 ahaha

Lick someone's toe. IF I get to choose who's toe. Example : My own toe.

Would you rather go to Japan or go to Korea?

korea.
would you rather have friends that backstab you or backstab your own friends

Friends that backstab me.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson? (Youtube if yo udon't know one of them)

justin bieber. i can sing along too.
would you rather eat only cockroaches for the rest of your life, or smell like a skunk for the rest of your life.

Smell like a skunk. = =

Would you rather die and live in heaven or stay alive and live on Earth?

What's the difference? Oh, molest doesn't have sex in it right? o-o so molest.

Would you rather do this or do that? o-o..

Do this.

Would you rather eat a cat or a dog?

o-o Molested...

Would you rather eat ice cream for every meal or oreos for every meal ? C:

Oreos... Ice cream makes u realllyyyy fat.
Would you rather get raped in a public toilet or on the streets at night?

Get raped in a public toilet, it would be so sexy <3

Would you pick a guitar as your instrument or a piano?

Guitar. looks cooler.
Would you rather marry an Indian or an African.

Model girlfriend.. think abt my children yoo... LOL <3
Would you rather be rich but unhealthy. or poor but healthy?

Poor but healthy, cuz that way i might get rich someday healthily F3

Would you rather be an artist or an artiste?

Why not just ask if you wanna be a girl or a boy?! Artiste of course. :3

Would you rather eat McDonalds or insert fat into your body?